Miscellaneous Humour

An Easter Bunny's Favourite Direction

 * Question: What is an Easter Bunny's Favourite Direction?
 * Answer: East! --  C.Syde 

Sheep Playing Rugby

 * Question: Ever seen sheep play rugby?
 * Answer: No but when lots of sheep baa together, it sounds almost like a rugby match! --  C.Syde 

Cow Plants based off Venus Fly Traps

 * Question: Are cow plants based off Venus Fly Traps?
 * Answer: No idea! --  C.Syde 

What do I see in the moon

 * Question: What do you see in the moon?
 * Answer: The moon looks as though it has a realistic cat-face. --  C.Syde 

Cats prefer Bicycles or Lawn Mowers

 * Question: If a cat had to choose between the presence of a bicycle or a lawn mower, what would they choose?
 * Answer: A cat would prefer to be in the presence of a bicycle, because if they can count on the person on the bicycle, they will know that the person will ride by them, not over them. Lawn mowers on the other hand are too noisy for the cat, regardless of the person controlling it. --  C.Syde 

Knock, knock!

 * Who's there?
 * Santa Claus
 * Santa Claus who?
 * Santa Claustrophobia! --  C.Syde 

Knock, knock!

 * Who's there?
 * Walter
 * Walter who?
 * Walter's leaking out of my drink bottle! --  C.Syde 

Knock, knock!

 * Who's there?
 * Justin
 * Justin who?
 * Justin Time! --  C.Syde 

(THIS PAGE IS SOLELY INTENDED AS HUMOUR AND IS NOTHING SERIOUS)