Cars: The Video Game Quotes

Here is a list of quotes from Cars: The Video Game. Note that this page is still under construction and will change overtime.

Lightning McQueen

 * "I... am speed."
 * "1 winner, 4 losers."
 * "Okay. Let's do this."
 * "Wha... Downshift... Checkered flag..."
 * "Wh-what? Did I win?"
 * "Oh... yeah. I was dreaming about a race."
 * "No, it wasn't any ordinary race."
 * "It was the Radiator Springs Grand Prix, and you were in it,"
 * "...And Doc, and Mater was the announcer -"
 * "What?"
 * "Oh, you got that right."
 * "Wow, sounds like I'd better get busy!"
 * "Yeah... showtime."
 * "Ka-chow!"
 * "Hey, Lizzie. Whatcha got there?"
 * "Ooh, postcards. Old one, too."
 * "Wow..."
 * "Ooh, look at that one."
 * "Don't worry, Lizzie, I'll find 'em. They can't have gone too far."
 * "Um...okay?"
 * "Was that English?"
 * "What about you guys?"
 * "Alright then welcome. The more the merrier."
 * "Psst... Mater."
 * "Come on, let's go tractor tipping."
 * "Me? Afraid of tractors?"
 * "Nah. Frank's a big guy. Moves slow."
 * "He moves left, I'll fake to the right. He cuts to the right, I'll shoot to the left."
 * "Easy. We run."
 * "Woaaah!!!"
 * "Of course, are you kidding, who could forget..."
 * "Yeah, you know, I think you look familiar..."
 * "Yeah, this is uh...?"
 * "Actually, ladies, I don't think that's such a good idea."
 * "You don't have to do this."
 * "Sow... How'd it go?"
 * "Really?"
 * "So what about that drive?"
 * "Sorry."
 * "Come on Doc, I still got it."
 * "Sure, sure. Right to go left, and this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old timer."
 * "Whew! Good run."
 * "What, me? Racing the Fabulous Hudson Hornet?"
 * "How's that? Okay?"
 * "What's he doing here?"
 * "Yeah, must be nervous."
 * "Hmm. You think I should do the same thing to him?"
 * "Go to his town, hide out and watch him practice?"
 * "Yeah, I'm ready, I'm pumped!"
 * "Hey Guido, all set?"
 * "Ah, hello, Chick."
 * "So? Big deal?"
 * "You are so driven Chick, I love that about you!"
 * "Hey Fillmore, what's cookin'?"
 * "Woah, Fillmore! What's in that?"
 * "You think it'll help me go faster?"
 * "Uhh, yeah."
 * "Really? Thanks!"
 * "No, but I think someone might."
 * "Well, I've seen a lot of hubcaps and tires by the side of the road outside town -"
 * "Do you want me to have Mater pick 'em up for you?
 * "He's got a point there."
 * "Sarge, I'm not really a soldier."
 * "Yes sir."
 * "Yes sir!"
 * "No faltering. Check."
 * "You've been reading my press, haven't you, Sarge?"
 * "Although you left out sleek, charming and dashing."
 * "Okay. I'm going."
 * "I want some coolant."
 * "Yes."
 * "Oh, yes please."
 * "Alright Mack, we got a race to get to!"
 * "Hey! I'm looking for the World's Best Backwards Driver, you seen him around?"
 * "Do you think he has time to give me that backwards driving lesson he promised?"
 * "Oh. I think so. Right to go left. Now where have I heard that before?"
 * "Good race, Mater. Think I got the hang of it?"
 * "Gintil? Mater, what's a gintil?"
 * "Mater, my name's not... Litnig."
 * "You're not so good with the whole spelling thing, are you?"
 * "Keeping cool, Sheriff?"
 * "Yeah, I hate those little buggers too. Get all stuck in your grill -"
 * "Right, that chase. Well, you gotta remember, you had help."
 * "Well, there was some barbed wire snagged on my bumper, telephone wires..."
 * "...And that statue of Stanley kind of slowed me down too."
 * "Sheriff, no. Would I do something like that?"
 * "Wait a second."
 * "You're not gonna bust me for speeding and throw me into the impound afterwards, are you?"
 * "What? I thought all cops liked doughnuts."
 * "Ah, come on, gimme a little laugh on that, the doughnuts, that's funny!"
 * "Mater, you realise of course, most cars do not do that on purpose."
 * "The Rustbucket Race-O-Rama, huh? Lemme guess. Demolition derby."
 * "Ow! What're you, crazy?!
 * "No. I think I'll sit this one out."
 * "Wow, Mater, I thought my races were rough, that was... You're missing a tooth!"
 * "Wow, thanks, Mater! Hey look, you didn't have to take all that abuse just for me, you know."
 * "Oh yeah?"
 * "And I take it that would be you's guys?"
 * "Okay, guys, no problem. I accept your... opportunity."
 * "Ready when you are, buddy!"
 * "Wheel Well?"
 * "Great. Just a nice, leisurely drive, right?"
 * "Ladies first."
 * "Yeah... you mean the first time you tricked me into a race?"
 * "I'll never forget it."
 * "Yeah Doc, this new upgrade feels great!"
 * "Looks okay to me."
 * "What's that? I can't hear you."
 * "Nope, still gettin' nothin'."
 * "Oh what, are you gonna slice and dice me with your spoiler?"
 * "Tell you what, subwoofer, three laps oughta settle this."
 * "Me, you, and your little tweeter friends. When I win, you let me pass."
 * "Oh, and you can throw in one of your boost canisters."
 * "Seriously, do you really need that much boost?"
 * "Okay. Boost tank."
 * "Aw, come on guys, don't be so hard on yourselves. You know what?"
 * "Just learn to relax, go take a drive."
 * "Uh...Luigi...hellooo..."
 * "Hey, there's these guys in town that wanna race me..."
 * "...And I'm gonna need a new set of tires, so hit me."
 * "No, Luigi, that's not gonna cut it. I think I need something a little bigger."
 * "You're about to find out...Let's do this!!"
 * "What did you say, puny tow truck?!"
 * "Oh yeah, right, right. Sorry."
 * "Hey, Chickster, what're you doing out here, dog?"
 * "Aww, you went back to school? Good for you, Chick."
 * "Maybe you'll even graduate this time. Education is so important."
 * "I forgot to tell you, Chick, the roads out here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to."
 * "No, they got these things called... right turns."
 * "Oh that's right, I forgot. You like losing in front of a crowd. See you at the stadium."
 * "What's that supposed to mean?"
 * "Sheriff, have you seen Mack?"
 * "Is he okay?"
 * "Oh good, I'm glad he's alright. Aw, no! I need that stuff for my next race!"
 * "That's it. You can mess with me, but you don't mess with my friends."
 * "Some car?"
 * "Ah, Chick."
 * "Come on, I'm ready. Let's go find Chick."
 * "Yeah, yeah, okay. Alright. Let's go win this thing."
 * "What's the matter, Thunder? Didn't expect to see me here?"
 * "You know what I'm talking about. Chick."
 * "Hey listen, Chick, luck had nothing to do with it. I won, fair and square."
 * "You know, if you're gonna be a loser, why not be a graceful loser?"
 * "I'll tell you what Chick. I'll race you again."
 * "Actually, Darrell, I've got something better in mind. The Radiator Springs Grand Prix."
 * "Three races. One in each part of Ornament Valley. And ending with one last piston cup race."
 * "Can we do that?"
 * "You doing okay, Chick?"
 * "This is it, Mack."
 * "Hey. What's the matter?"
 * "Ah, come on, Mack."
 * "You know that a champion has to go back the following season to defend his trophy, right?"
 * "You and I got plenty more road to travel, partner."
 * "Ka-ka-chow!"
 * "Aw, come on, Doc. I'm a veteran of the road now! A seasoned traveller!"
 * "I'm not gonna get stuck."
 * "Thanks, Mater."
 * "I dunno. Wherever the road takes us, I guess. It's a pretty big country."
 * "Nah."
 * "Huh, don't worry. It's in a good place."
 * "Aww so this is what Chick feels like?"
 * "Ch-ch-ch-chow!"
 * "Come back! Come back!"
 * "Didn't I pass you already?"
 * "Easy!"
 * "Focus McQueen!"
 * "Guys what can I say? Winning's my destiny!"
 * "Have you ever heard the word perfection? That's me. Yeah, me, Lightning McQueen!"
 * "Hey, don't be that way!"
 * "Hey, look at this. Ka-chow!"
 * "Hey, no problem. It was an honour to beat you!"
 * "Hey, this isn't how the story goes!"
 * "Hey, wait up!"
 * "Hope no one saw that!"
 * "I'm faster than fast!"
 * "I'm faster than fast, I'm quicker than quick, I'm Lightning!"
 * "Just keep doing your best. That's all you can ask of yourselves!"
 * "Ka-chow!"
 * "Kids, don't try this at home!"
 * "Lightning McQueen is quicker than quick!"
 * "Mr. McQueen, unacceptable!"
 * "Now what?"
 * "Oddly enough, I don't have any limitations!"
 * "Oh it's nice to be me!"
 * "Oh, now you're making me mad!"
 * "Oh, race fans, what an up set!"
 * "Oh, the piston cup. It's so close!"
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Oh you like that? Have some more!"
 * "Okay, nice seeing ya!"
 * "Okay okay, temporary setback!"
 * "One for the fans!"
 * "One for the ladies!"
 * "Pack your trunk pal. Your going home!"
 * "Thanks folks I'll be here all week!"
 * "That's not supposed to happen!"
 * "That's what I'm talking about!"
 * "This is not good for my image!"
 * "Watch the bolt! Watch the bolt!"
 * "Where did you come from?"
 * "Why do you gotta be like that?"
 * "Who's bad? I'm bad!"
 * "Yeah... showtime!"
 * "You never know where Lightning will strike!"

"Tow" Mater

 * "Ladies and gentlecars."
 * "...Welcome to the Radiator Springs Grand Prix!"
 * "And boy, it's gonna be a humdinger of a race, too!"
 * "Wooo-oo! Check out them fancy racin' outfits!"
 * "Yep, we got some familiar faces! And some new guys, too!"
 * "And of course, we got my best friend here too..."
 * "Radiator Springs' own most famous race car, Mr. Lightning McQueen!"
 * "So let's get this show on the road!"
 * "What? What happen - somebody call the police..."
 * "Oh, hey, buddy."
 * "Wait a minute, you wanna go tractor tipping?"
 * "Ha-ha, please, I thought you was a-scared."
 * "No, a-scared of Frank."
 * "I seen him move pretty fast."
 * "Well, alright then smarty-fenders, what if he comes straight as us?"
 * "He-he. This is gonna be fun."
 * "Run! He's gonna get ya!"
 * "You bet your ding-dang bumper I do!"
 * "There's certain rules when you's drivin' backwards..."
 * "...The first thing you gotta do is turn your rear tires like they was your fronts, like this here."
 * "Then once you're goin' a bit and you wanna head left, all you gonna need to do is turn right. Got it?"
 * "You sure do, Mr. Guh, uh, gint... grun, ginn, grint... Mr. Gintil!"
 * "It's your name, backwards! Hello?!"
 * "Well, I gotta practice for my race. I'm a real racin' car now!"
 * "Yep, it's my favourite racin' track in the whole world."
 * "Well, it's a family tradition! Look, there's my cousin Tommy-Joe right there!"
 * "Aw, he just done give you a hood-butt. That's Tommy-Joe's way of saying hey."
 * "I got an idea. Lightning! You wanna help us practice for our big race?"
 * "I am? No, I didn't have no teeth there before."
 * "Hey, Lightning, I won you a present! Check this out, I know how you love this boosty stuff."
 * "Abuse? That was fun! And besides, what're best friends for anyway?"
 * "Ha-ha, that was funny!"
 * "Lightning, for Pete's sake, the race is over. You can stop your yellin' now."
 * "Hey, what's that red light flashin' in there for?"
 * "I'm on the TV?! Wooo-hoo!! I gotta call the relatives!"
 * "Oh, sorry."
 * "My hometown."
 * "He's the ugly green car with the moustache, right?"
 * "Boy, this here is gonna be some kinda fun."
 * "Listen, we ain't done had no one fall off a these here roads in a long time... I think."
 * "And if he gets stuck again -"
 * "Well if you do, you know I'll be there to help you out."
 * "So uh, where we gonna goin' anyway?"
 * "Boy, that's good!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hey buddy!"
 * "Hey, watch the paint job would you!"
 * "Holey shoot!"
 * "Look at me!"
 * "Oh, not again!"
 * "Oh there you are!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow! That smarts!"
 * "See ya later, Mater!"
 * "Tow truck comin' through!"
 * "Uh-oh!"
 * "Well if it isn't my best friend!"
 * "You know I used to be pretty good at whistling!"

Sally Carrera

 * "Lightning? Are you in there? Lightning?!"
 * "Lightning! Wake up!"
 * "I think you were dreaming."
 * "You know, I kinda figured that."
 * "You know what that sounds like to me?"
 * "Sounds like you're ready for some competition."
 * "Well, today's a great day for it."
 * "Doc's looking for you, he wants you to meet him out at Willy's Butte later."
 * "And I saw some new cars hanging out at Flo's -"
 * "Maybe fans of yours looking for a race?"
 * "Hey, Stickers, I was hoping you and I could go for a - well..."
 * "So... aren't you gonna introduce me to your friends?"
 * "Okay, wow, well, that's... charming."
 * "Hold on, hold on, I have a better idea."
 * "You girls up for a little friendly competition?"
 * "Three laps. Winner takes a drive with Lightning."
 * "Don't you worry. I need the work out."
 * "Piece of cake."
 * "Come on. Groupies are no match for the real thing."
 * "You've got yourself a date."
 * "Hey, Stickers, you ready for that drive you owe me?"
 * "Sure. We haven't been up there in a while."
 * "Oh, absolutely, not even gonna hit third gear."
 * "Okay, if you say so."
 * "Remember the first time we came up here?"
 * "I did do that, didn't I?"
 * "Mmmmm....Don't you worry, Doc. I'll take care of him."
 * "Oh, I almost forgot - did you pack your trophy?"
 * "Where is it?"
 * "Check this out!"
 * "Coming through guys!"
 * "Don't you just love this town?"
 * "Hey, no fair!"
 * "Hey Stickers!"
 * "Hiya handsome!"
 * "Hiya Lightning!"
 * "Hoods up!"
 * "I don't know what the big thing is about racing. That was easy!"
 * "I got to do this kind of thing more often!"
 * "I'm okay with this. Really!"
 * "Need somewhere to stay? I've got the perfect place!"
 * "Not what I had in mind!"
 * "Oh yeah. Out of second thoughts!"
 * "Okay. Deep breath!"
 * "Okay Sally, stay sharp!"
 * "Ooh, did I even see that?"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Pushy, pushy, pushy!"
 * "Snuck up on you there!"
 * "That's embarrassing!"
 * "This is way more fun than it looks!"
 * "This is what I call fun!"
 * "Uh oh, watch out!"
 * "Where are you off to!"
 * "Who put that there?"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Yeah well, don't let it go to your head!"

Doc Hudson

 * "You're late, son. I've been waitin' here an hour already."
 * "Yeah, well, time's a wasting. Let's get to work."
 * "So you say. You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?"
 * "Well, we'll just see about that."
 * "Uh-huh. Not bad. That track's only got two turns, though."
 * "Let's see how you handle these back roads. You and me."
 * "Nope, you racing your Crew Chief. Let's go."
 * "Ah, that's okay, but you're hanging it out too much, too early on the throttle."
 * "Hey! You listening to me?"
 * "Checking out the competition."
 * "No, just smart."
 * "You race as well as you run your mouth..."
 * "...And you'd have that piston cup already."
 * "Just don't worry 'bout him, you got plenty of work to do..."
 * "...I'm sure you'll be seeing each other soon."
 * "Hey you. Back to your pit. Stop bugging my driver!"
 * "Alright, time for a check-up. Them new horses get your attention, don't it?"
 * "Well then, why don't you just show this crazy old grandpa car what you got?"
 * "Hey, save it for the track, son. Just get ready for what's coming."
 * "This is it. This is for all the marbles."
 * "And don't let that stupid stuff with Chick screw up your head. Stay focused and you'll be fine."
 * "You be careful out there, son."
 * "You still don't have headlights."
 * "Fair enough. But I'm still in it!"
 * "Hey, call yourself a racer?"
 * "Hey hot shot!"
 * "Hey kid!"
 * "Hey, you got something to prove?"
 * "I got your number now buddy!"
 * "I just hate losing!"
 * "I know these old wheels can go faster!"
 * "I still got it!"
 * "Just like old times!"
 * "Stay on the road buddy, that's what it's for!"
 * "That's not gonna happen. Next time!"
 * "Well, how are you doing slick?"
 * "Well, I'm gonna pretend that never happened!"
 * "What is this? A parking lot?"
 * "Woah yeah!"
 * "You sure ain't no dirt boy!"
 * "You think you're some kind of hot shot, huh?"

Mack

 * "Hey kid! You ready to go after that Piston Cup?"
 * "Well, you said it... just as soon as you get some practice."
 * "Well, you've been taking it kind of easy around town for a while now."
 * "...So we got to get you back into shape before the new season starts."
 * "Besides, they don't just let anybody with four wheels race for the Piston Cup you know..."
 * "...First you've got to place in enough races, games and competitions to qualify..."
 * "...Then you can go back to the big leagues, alright?"
 * "So what do you say, you ready to get movin'?"
 * "I'll take that as an okey-dokey!"
 * "Hey Lightning, you ready for your first big race of the season?"
 * "Speaking of pumped..."
 * "...If Flo pumps me full of any more fuel, I think I'm gonna bust my trailer hitch!"
 * "Better hit the road. Ha ha!"
 * "Piston cup, here we come!"
 * "Cross-country Mack has got your back!"
 * "That's nice..."
 * "Huh? Wh -"
 * "Oh no..."
 * "Yeah yeah, look, I'm okay now, Lightning."
 * "You got our stuff back, and Flo's been taking good care of me."
 * "So come on, let's just have a nice, relaxing ride out to the stadium."
 * "Hey, we can even sing together."
 * "June-bugs on the radiator, mosquitoes on the windshield, dun dun duh, doo-doo-dun-duh!"
 * "Yeah."
 * "Aw, you know. End of the season. I'm gonna miss this, that's all."
 * "Hey! You ready to go racing?"
 * "We got a race coming up!"

Chick Hicks

 * "Lightning."
 * "Check it out!"
 * "Well, you know, I just figured you might wanna get acquainted with the view."
 * "You know what I mean? You know, because you're gonna be spending a lot of time behind me..."
 * "In the race? We're gonna be in the race and I'll be ahead of you and you'll be behind me... In the race! Is it me? Is it, what are we not getting here?!"
 * "Too bad your crew chief isn't gonna be out on the track to look after his little boy!"
 * "Ow, excuse me."
 * "Yeah, more like McQueen of the road."
 * "Ehh, I thought I might try out a few things I've learned."
 * "Hey, Mr. Educated. You ready to get schooled?"
 * "Right turns. So what?! Wasn't a real race anyway."
 * "Nobody was here to see it, or watch us, nobody was there, like a..."
 * "...You know, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody, you know, doesn't get heard, does anybody see it?"
 * "Or you know, hear it?"
 * "Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I'll see ya. If you ever make it there."
 * "What, miss the big race? You weren't thinking of pulling out, were you?"
 * "No idea, actually."
 * "Just looking forward to a friendly race with my good pal Lightning, that's all."
 * "It's all about sportsmanship, don't you think?"
 * "Oh hey, how you doing guy, didn't see ya - hey, best of luck to ya."
 * "Oh, listen to this..."
 * ...You got a lucky break, and you know it!"
 * "See?! He's changing the subject, changing the subject -"
 * "Subject changer! He doesn't want to admit that he can't pull that off again."
 * "Oh yeah, okay, good. How about tomorrow night? How about right here?"
 * "How about tomorrow night right here?!
 * "Yeah, of course I do!"
 * "Hey, and you all be sure to tune in to watch me, Chickster, number Eighty-Sixster..."
 * "...Win the piston cup trophy - for real this time!"
 * "Hey! Who you calling ugly, spit-cup?"
 * "Yeah, 'course I am. Can't get, you know, phone reception up here, that's all."
 * "First place! Finally! First place!"
 * "Hey are you sure you're in the right race?"
 * "Hey, cut it out!"
 * "Hey! Off my property!"
 * "I let you buy that time!"
 * "Now what?"
 * "Oh come on. This is getting ridiculous!"
 * "Second place is just the first loser!"
 * "Wait a second. You passed me?"
 * "What is this, a family vacation? Get out of the way!"
 * "Woo! Ha-ha-ha!"
 * "You know there are winners and there are losers. And you're all losers!"

Darrell Cartrip

 * "Darrell Cartrip here at Palm Mile Speedway for the start of what's gonna be an amazing Piston Cup race season!"
 * "Last season's Piston Cup saw perennial loser Chick finally take first place..."
 * "But it could of been last place, as far as the fans were concerned."
 * "This season, all eyes are on Lightning McQueen, and I gotta tell you, after his incredible display of sportsmanship, I know a lot of ya'll are going to be rooting for him."
 * "With the King retired,...it's gonna be Chick vs. Lightning this time around."
 * "Chick ain't gonna give up that trophy so easily, either. Lightning McQueen, buddy, you better watch your back!"
 * "Well, we're just moments away from the official announcement of tonight's winner..."
 * "...Lightning McQueen, and Chi -"
 * "Hey-hey-hey, hold on fellas, he did win the race, and we have the tapes to prove it."
 * "This is incredible! Lightning versus Chick in an all-out grudge match!"
 * "We can now."
 * "Unbelievable! This is gonna be a week of racing like nobody's ever seen!"
 * "Chick! Do you accept Lightning's challenge?!"
 * "Uh, dude... you're live on camera."
 * "Okay, lean back son, so we can start this thing."
 * "Welcome to the charming little town of Radiator Springs -"
 * "- For race number 1 of the first annual Radiator Springs Grand Prix!"
 * "Expect some wide-open, off road action today as the rivalry between..."
 * "...Lightning McQueen and Chick really heats up!"
 * "And the cars a lining up at the starting line now -"
 * "Okay folks, let's go racing!"
 * "Welcome to race number 2 of the Radiator Springs Grand Prix, and we're up here in beautiful Tailfin Pass -"
 * "I don't know Mater, looks like some pretty tricky roads up here. What do you think?"
 * "And we're here at the start of race number 3 of the Radiator Springs Grand Prix with Vince..."
 * "...Who came all the way out here from... Queens, is that right?"
 * "And why Radiator Springs? Did you come all the way out here to race against Lightning McQueen?"
 * "Alright. We can take 'em!"
 * "Come on, let's get in there!"
 * "Ha-ha-ha! I don't even have to work for it!"
 * "Ol' King taught me this move!"
 * "Racing is fun, 'cause I'm number one!"

Ramone

 * "Attention is a good thing. Everyone's got a lot of it with that on!"
 * "Hey, McQueen!"
 * "Hey, you need a new paint job? Hmm?"
 * "Hmm let me take a look. Oh yeah that works!"
 * "Hmm yeah, one of my biggest sellers!"
 * "I don't even remember what you looked like before you came in here!"
 * "I see. You never know how you're gonna look till you try it on. I like it!"
 * "Looking good!"
 * "Looking pretty saucy!"
 * "Oh man! I just finished the detailing!"
 * "Oh yeah, just keeping it old school!"
 * "Oh yeah, that's a good one!"
 * "Oh yeah, this look is keeping it real!"
 * "Oh yeah, you got the style now!"
 * "See I let you get all comfortable. Then bam! I pass you!"
 * "Somebody's looking spicy!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Woah, woah, woah!"
 * "Yeah, that's how it's done!"

Sheriff

 * "Nope, speeders."
 * "No, no, not mosqueeters, son! Speeders! Got sand in your tank or what?"
 * "You of all cars should know a thing'r two 'bout speedin'."
 * "Wasn't too long ago I recall catching a certain race car who tore through my town."
 * "Help?! You wouldn't accuse an officer of the law of cheating, would you, son?"
 * "Why, you're tryin' to tempt me into a rematch, aren't you?"
 * "I'll take your challenge, boy! Doc just tuned me up and outfitted me with a turbocharger!"
 * "No sir... not if you win."
 * "Just what do you think you're doing, son?"
 * "Get outta here! Before I have you picking up trash on the highway!"
 * "Hot rodder."
 * "Oh, bad news, son. He just radioed."
 * "He was driving west along the interstate and somehow, a gang of punk kids stole all of your gear from his trailer."
 * "Sounded a bit shaken up, probably feels bad about it more than anything."
 * "Crazy delinquent hot rodders. Wait 'til I catch them."
 * "You're lucky that's all you got to complain about, son."
 * "We'll see what Doc Hudson has to say about this."
 * "Delinquent Hot Rodders. I'm coming for you!"
 * "Hey, where are you off to?"
 * "I haven't gone that fast in years!"
 * "I'm on it!"
 * "Maybe it's time to go see Doc again."
 * "Nobody gets away with nothing in my town!"
 * "Oh hello!"
 * "You fought the law and the law won!"

Fillmore

 * "A new batch of special brew, my friend."
 * "Good stuff, huh? I call it my Super Octane Boost Juice."
 * "Only one way to find out, man."
 * "...So right to go left, right?"
 * "Woah. Deep. Well, I think you'll get more outta this than me."
 * "So here, fill up on this batch, and I'll just keep brewing it for you."
 * "Free of charge."
 * "Hey fast dude!"
 * "Hey, what was that for?"
 * "I'm a lover, not a fighter, man!"
 * "Like wow man!"

Flo

 * "Count me in too, honey - can't have a girls' day without me!"
 * "Come on, shake it girl!"
 * "Finest fuel on the Mother Road!"
 * "Hey, you'd better watch yourself!"
 * "H-hey! Here we go baby!"
 * "H-hey, Flo's still got it!"
 * "Ooh! Now that was smart!"
 * "Ow! Now that ain't part of the plan baby!"
 * "Ta-da Flo!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Woo!"

Luigi

 * "You need new tires, yes?"
 * "Who? Ah...I will sell to them some beautiful whitewalls!"
 * "Tires? On the ground?"
 * "No, no, no, Luigi will do it himself! My poor tires..."
 * "...Abandoned... alone... Dirty!"
 * "Luigi will go save them!"
 * "Guido! How come you no keep-a the tires from falling, eh?!"
 * "Ahh...Hello, my friend."
 * "You want-a the whitewalls, no?"
 * "Oh ho ho...do I have-a the tires for you...Guido!"
 * "Help! Guido? Help!"
 * "Hey? I'm telling my mama!"
 * "Hey, you need some white wall tires?"
 * "I must scream into the world, my excitement from some place very high!"
 * "Must be more careful!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Oh, not so good!"
 * "Okay. Back to the store!"
 * "Ow! That's a hurt to my suspension!"
 * "Please be careful!"
 * "Why?"

Guido

 * "Peet stop, boss."
 * "Uh oh."
 * "Ay, fai attenzione!"
 * "Ehi! Cosa ti prende?!"
 * "Non uria a me! Me ha sorpreso!"

Sarge

 * "You were scheduled to be here at Oh-Ten-Hundred, soldier."
 * "You are now, Private - Ten Hut!"
 * "I can't hear you McQueen!"
 * "Better."
 * "Now Doc said you are sorely in need of some formal Off Road training..."
 * "...And by the looks of you, I'd say he's right!"
 * "You're in my army now son!"
 * "So git down on your wheels and kiss the asphalt goodbye!"
 * "Let's move it! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
 * "Come on, you gas guzzlin' sissies! I know you all got V8's!
 * "Have you ever even been off-road?! I want you to wade into that mud!"
 * "Eat that dirt!"
 * "Now. Your first task is to make it around this course, double-time, and clear all obstacles."
 * "Do not falter. Failure is not an option!"
 * "Not bad. But now...the course is different. It will require different skills."
 * "You need to be agile, fit. Athletic and adaptable!"
 * "Alright. One last test... and it'll require all of your muscle, all of your cunning!"
 * "I want horsepower! I want focus! I want ingenuity, agility and endurance!"
 * "Move it!!"
 * "You look overheated, Private McQueen."
 * "Exhausted."
 * "You'd like nothing better than a hot car wash, a cool ration of fuel and a nice shady garage."
 * "Well, too bad! We're gonna go for a little drive!"
 * "Damage report!"
 * "Encountering resistance!"
 * "I'll strike when the time's right!"
 * "Matey, Matey!"

Lizzie

 * "I've been collecting these for a long time, from all the way down Route 66."
 * "Some of these go back sixty years."
 * "It's a blizzard!"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "Oh, there they are! I've been looking everywhere for them!"
 * "Ahh!"
 * "Hmm, how did I get outside?"
 * "Hubba, hubba!"
 * "Oh, nice to see you!"
 * "Ow! Cut that out!"
 * "Ow! Dear me! You almost took my fender off!"
 * "Ow! Hey! Watch it!"
 * "Ow! Wh - what do you think you're doing!"
 * "Ugh, where'd he come from?"
 * "You look familiar?"

Mia

 * "Oh my gosh! There he is!"
 * "It's totally him!"
 * "Hi Lightning!"
 * "He remembers us!"
 * "I'm Mia."
 * "We're his biggest fans!"
 * "Oh my gosh... We're so in!"
 * "Hey, watch it!"
 * "I am so loving this!"
 * "Oopsie!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow! That hurt!"

Tia

 * "Remember us?"
 * "He remembers us!"
 * "I'm Tia."
 * "We're his biggest fans!"
 * "Oh my gosh... We're so in!"
 * "Check out these news, babe!"
 * "Come on!"
 * "Hey, watch it!"
 * "I am looking so hot!"
 * "I should like mess you up!"
 * "Oh, whatever!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow! What was that for?"
 * "Please?!"
 * "Sorry, bye, gotta go!"
 * "This is like outrageous!"
 * "Why d'you do that?"

Fletcher

 * "I say, lovely day to rip it up on a small town track, eh?"
 * "Ah, you are the esteemed American racer, Lightning McQueen, correct?"
 * "Splendid! How fortuitous! My colleague, Gerald and I were hoping to engage your attention in a little competitive excursion!"
 * "British, my dear boy!"
 * "We've hopped across the pond to give you Yanks one for, eh?"
 * "Dreadfully garish, aren't they?"
 * "Now why gold, my dear boy?"
 * "Oh, and how do you know you can best us in the next competition?"
 * "I find the American landscape so myriad in it's challenges, don't you?"
 * "Every turn a bracing new thrill, every distance a dangerous gauntlet."
 * "Don't you agree, my fellow racing aficionados?"
 * "And a good day to you!"
 * "And where are you off to?"
 * "A fine day for a jog, huh?"
 * "Hello fine sir!"
 * "Here's a move I learned at university!"
 * "Let's show these yanks how it's done!"
 * "No, quite distasteful."

El Guapo

 * "We have also come for a challenge."
 * "They are loving my gold."
 * "This is all about winning, you can not take first place if you do not look the part."
 * "Easy, I see you have silver on your rims."
 * "Atishoo."
 * "Aye-ye-ye."
 * "Cómo estás, amigo?"
 * "Hello, my shiny friend."
 * "Hey! This is a new shiny coat!"
 * "I give to you, the gift, of my dust!"
 * "I thank you, for your slowness."
 * "It has been your honour to taste my dust."
 * "With ease, El Guapo crushes his foes!"
 * "You are blinded by my glory."
 * "El Guapo enjoys it so very much."
 * "El Guapo is losing."
 * "El Guapo sleeps now."
 * "For the love of gold, why?"
 * "I am feeling very low."
 * "I... have shamed my family."
 * "Lightning, I greet you."
 * "The rims, watch the rims!"
 * "See you in Chihuahua!"
 * "You are asking for trouble."
 * "You see how I gleam?"
 * "You will watch my shiny paint."

Gerald

 * "Positively gilded, too true!"
 * "*coughs* Blast! *coughs*."
 * "Crikey!"
 * "I'm purring like a cat!"
 * "Ow, that rattled my berrings!"

Papo

 * "Hmm...Fantastico. Ha-ha!"
 * "Ow!"

Vince

 * "Hey. You're that Lightning McQueen guy."
 * "Barry. Be cool. So anyways, uh, we've got a, uh opportunity for you."
 * "Yeah."
 * "You think you's the best race car around."
 * "...But if you wanna be the best first you's gotta beat the best."
 * "What, you don't believe us?! Come on tough guy, I will throw down with you, right here, right now!"
 * "Hey look guys, it's the king of the road."
 * "Are we gonna race or what?"
 * "Uhh yeah, Hi, Ma!"
 * "Uh, uh, no, uh, uh, we know that guy, but you knows, actually, we came out here to train with, uh, Chick."
 * "Yeah, we figured if you wants to be the best, you know, you's got to train with a real professional racer, you know, uh..."
 * "...Someone who could win a lot..."
 * "And, and, um, um...yeah."
 * "Hey, what are you's lookin' at?"
 * "Hey, what do you call that?"
 * "Hey, what was that for?"
 * "I've got your five hundred horses right here!"
 * "Ohh!"
 * "What, rendered speechless by my majesty?"

Barry

 * "Yo, we're from Queens!"
 * "Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "He's right, you know."
 * "Ow! You know, I spend a lot of my time on my hood and you hit it."
 * "He hits my hood, watch the hood, okay?"
 * "Ahh!"
 * "Ha-ha-ha!"
 * "Hey Vince, over here!"
 * "Oh, why me?!"
 * "Ooh, hey watch it!"
 * "Ooh, wait till Vince hears about this!"
 * "Wha, come on!"
 * "Why, do you think you're better than me? No!"
 * "Woo Hoo!"
 * "Yo, Vinnie. Check me out!"

Sonny

 * "Ahh, watch it!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hey, watch the paint there pal!"
 * "Hey, yo watch it, pally!"
 * "Watch it!"

Lenny

 * "Ahh!"
 * "Ha ha. Good!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Not good!"
 * "Ooh!"
 * "Ow!"

Boost

 * "Sorry, chief. Road's closed."
 * "Okay, let's do this."
 * "This isn't over, McQueen."
 * "Let's bounce."
 * "There he is. We all set?"
 * "Okay, I'm good. Your turn, Wingo."
 * "Hey, it wasn't our idea!"
 * "Yeah, yo!"
 * "Watch the tanks!"
 * "Watch it yo, what-ya trying to do?"
 * "Ahh, get away from me!"

Wingo

 * "He said get lost, pal."
 * "On my way."
 * "Got the goods, I'm ghost!"
 * "And look at my spoiler! It's cracked!"
 * "Yeah, some green race car... I dunno, he had a moustache."
 * "Hey, don't damage the goods!"
 * "I'll do you right!"
 * "Respect, yo!"
 * "That's it, I'm switching up fuels!"
 * "Watch the paint job!"
 * "Yeah, it cost a lot, but I look good, right?"

DJ

 * "No, he means it's closed to you."
 * "I said, it's closed to you!"
 * "Hey, wait a..."
 * "Oh, it's on!"
 * "It's bedtime."
 * "Aw man, you busted my subwoofer!"
 * "Yeah, some car paid us off!"
 * "Hey, what are you doing? You're gonna blow up the speaker!"
 * "Off the hook!"
 * "Ow! What are you doing? Don't scratch my CD's!
 * "Quit it man, you're skippin' my music!"
 * "Sup? man!"
 * "Yo, back off dude!"
 * "Yo, why are you buggin'?"

Snot Rod

 * "Atishoo!"
 * "H-h-h-ahh!"
 * "Oh, ow!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow! Ah-atishoo!"

Count Spatula

 * "McQueen, get over here! I will flatten you like a pancake!"
 * "Yeah you have the tires, but do you have the metal fortitude?"
 * "Count Spatula will flatten you, like the pancakes you are!"
 * "Flour and milk!"
 * "You have been scraped off the grill by, Count Spatula!"

The Crippler

 * "You can't hide from us!"

Ginormous

 * "Aaaaarrrgghhh!!!"

Strip Weathers

 * "Don't take it too hard son. I'm a pro!"
 * "Objects in the mirror may be faster than they appear!"
 * "Slow and steady wins the race!"
 * "So, you like to win do you?"
 * "Thank you kindly!"
 * "That is outstanding!"
 * "Watch and learn son. Watch and learn!"

Tommy Joe

 * "New guy!"
 * "Howdy."

Piston Cup Racing Announcer

 * "All that time away from the track hasn't hurt Doc one bit!"
 * "And Lightning McQueen makes it look easy!"
 * "Bring on some competition here!"
 * "Cartrip slippin' back!"
 * "Check out Lightning McQueen. He's definitely proving he's not a rookie anymore!"
 * "Chick Hicks busting through the pack!"
 * "Chick Hicks, making friends as usual!"
 * "Darrell Cartrip. Boy, he's having a good day out there so far!"
 * "Darrell Cartrip is out of the boot, on the track and having a good ol' time!"
 * "Darrell Cartrip. Putting on a good show for the fans!"
 * "Fighting through the pack, it's number 95, Lightning McQueen!"
 * "He's picking them up one at a time!"
 * "Hollister passes Bashman to move up a position!"
 * "Hollister passes Suregrip to move up a position!"
 * "If you want to see a racer enjoying himself, just keep your eyes on Cartrip!"
 * "Is there any stopping Lightning McQueen?"
 * "Just a minor problem. We'll see what Cartrip does with this!"
 * "Let's hope falling back into second place is part of McQueen's strategy!"
 * "Lightning's got some company, and he drops back a bit."
 * "McQueen dropping back!"
 * "McQueen is definitely in the zone. Just look at his determination!"
 * "McQueen is driving like the field is standing still!"
 * "McQueen is out of the groove and losing a position!"
 * "Medford passes Lee Jr. to move up a position!"
 * "Not the most popular racer out there. But it's not hurting his performance!"
 * "Now that's a happy crowd out there, as Chick Hicks falls back again!"
 * "Number 43, working hard out there!"
 * "Riley and Buck are fighting for the position. Neither wanna back off!"
 * "Something's got to be wrong with McQueen. He's getting past!"
 * "Suregrip and Hollister are fighting for the position. Neither wanna back off!"
 * "There goes Chick Hicks. Not leaving anything on the table!"
 * "They say Lightning never strikes twice, but those cars out there will tell you different!"
 * "This crowd sure is happy to see Weathers on the track!"
 * "Uh-oh, looks like car number 64 has got a problem!"
 * "Watch out Chick. Hot tires equals hot tempers!"

Piston Cup Racers

 * "Come on!"
 * "Don't get comfortable!"
 * "Don't get comfy!"
 * "Give me a break!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "I don't think so!"
 * "Oh!"
 * "Ooh, I got a doughnut!"
 * "Wait a sec!"

Rustbucket Racers

 * "It don't get any better than this!"
 * "Look out, here I come!"
 * "Now this here's a party!"
 * "Slow poke!"
 * "Yo lookin' at this!"
 * "You're doing worse to yourself than you are to me!"

Female Traveller Cars

 * "Hello. How are you?"
 * "Hello. Oh my!"
 * "Oh my goods. Hello. Hi!"
 * "Ow! Hello that hurt!"
 * "Ow! That is...excuse me!"
 * "Ow! What is your problem?"
 * "Ow! Would you watch it?"
 * "What in the world?"

Male Traveller Cars

 * "Hey, can I get an autograph?"
 * "Hey, how's it going?"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow! You'd better have insurance!"
 * "Watch it! Mr. Race Car!"
 * "What's the matter with you, are you crazy?"

Male Traveller Cars

 * "Hello!"
 * "Hey there!"
 * "How are you doing?"
 * "Ow! You're an awful car!"
 * "Watch it Buster! I'm not even in your fan club!"

Male Traveller Cars

 * "Aww I just waxed that chrome, ahh!"
 * "Hey, nice paint!"
 * "I'm calling the cops on you, ahh!"
 * "Look out!"
 * "Ooh, flat tire, flat tire, flat tire, dhh!"
 * "What's going on?"
 * "Wow! Look at that chrome!"

Female Traveller Cars

 * "Did you see that? They hit me!"
 * "Hello. How are you?"
 * "Hello, nice to see you!"
 * "Hey, watch it!"
 * "How are you doing? Good!"
 * "Ow! Did they hit me? They hit me!"
 * "Woah, Ooh!"
 * "You need to slow down!"

Male Traveller Cars

 * "Hello!"
 * "Hi, how are you?"
 * "Oh, hello there!"
 * "Watch where you're going!"

Male Traveller Caravans

 * "Hey!"
 * "Hey, hey that hurt!"
 * "Hey, how are you doing there, buddy?"
 * "Hey, howdy! How do you do!"
 * "Hey there. Good day to you son!"

Male Traveller Cars during Sarge's Boot Camp "cutscene"

 * "This is too hard!"
 * "...I didn't get my latte!"